I'm going to become the tastiest pork cutlet bowl!

Posted on 18th Oct at 1:24 AM, with 180,059 notes

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This is me 100%

Posted on 17th Oct at 10:40 PM, with 1,128,032 notes

unmutekurloz:
phanstop:
wontforgets:
snowwanderer:
jeanqueerschtein:
kohai-san:
fuck-you-im-australian:
mr-egbutt:
residentevils:
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

Posted on 5th Jan at 12:33 AM, with 536,543 notes

lyesmyths:

blushnectar:
petition for stars in the day time please???
girls already exist

Posted on 5th Jan at 12:31 AM, with 288,523 notes

Posted on 5th Jan at 12:29 AM, with 261,736 notes

lepetitenoirmarkie:

lunchboxesandchoklitcows:
vegetans:
brinajay-27:
There’s so much wrong here
“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe
UPDATE: Im screaming even louder